goodbye group text

Hey guys just dropping in here to let you know that I too have dropped my snowblower into a concrete pit and one of my AirPods has erased your contact info so unfortunately I will be unavailable on all platforms for any new year zooming and I can no longer respond as I am disconnected from this gathering completely unintentionally.

I’ve closed all my social media accounts, shuttered my website, my house went up for sale Wednesday and sold this morning. I’m writing this from a pay phone and I‘ll be nothing but a complicated memory by Boxing Day.

Pockets contain only the following: A Japanese passport, eleven dollars in gold bullion and a broken box cutter.

My only companion is a one legged man I call Handsy. He’s somewhat skittish and with good reason. I expect I’ll be wearing him as a fur coat before this night is through.